"We're goin' surfing!"

"She's biting me!"

"Who the hell are you?"

"You're as crazy as you look."

"Somebody put you up to this right?"

"I'm a man. I can't get through a day
without lying to a woman at least once."

"Where'd you learn that, in 'Cosmo'?"

"I hope I'm interrupting something."

"Should I thank you or should
I watch my back?"

"This is black mail."

"I made my own breaks."

"Let's split."

"You have no idea what you are
talking about! None!"

"That's my favorite suit. You get
that off and you get it off now."

"Stay off the bed."

"Did you ever kill anyone?" that goes, 'The good news in hell is
closed on Monday, the bad news is...
today's Tuesday."

"It was like Grand Central Station
in the sand."

"I lost her body."

"You don't learn how to mix a martini
in a Ralph's parking lot."