"It's like a hundred degree's in here."

"What rhymes with sorrow?"

"He's an asshole."

"So what's he trying to do, win you
back or what?"

"You stop seeing that bastard because
he was a bastard!"

"You're beeping."

"He's a manipulating worm"

"I actually don't care if you're
from Mars... or Venus."

"There's nothing worse than cold chili."

"Ex lovers make pretty lousy friends."

"Hey, whoa, bucko."

"So, like what? Bang! You're just
gone like that?"

"Spare me the circle talk."

"Wake up. C'mon you little bastards,
where ya hiding 'em?"

"Bath. N-no, 'bath'. You know, bubbles,
um rubber duckies, that sort of thing."

"So...I'll keep you company."

"You said follow, I'm following."

"It's really dangerous driving and you
know, yackin' on the phone like that."

"In Vancouver, everything seems to just
go underwater for 3 or 4 months."

"Listen to me, as a man."

"If he hasn't commited to you after
three years, dump the guy. He's a flake."

"This talking/driving shit is
scaring the hell out of me."

"Screw your client!"

"What does anybody need a 4-wheel
drive in the city for anyway." really stupid idea."

"Okay. Let's see what's up shit creek."

"How many times in your life do you
get the chance to drive up a river?"

"I'm Canadian, I know these things."

"Wow, it's an old train tunnel."

"What's wrong with death?"

"What are you doing to do? Warm
up to your computer?"

"Isn't your wallet at the bottom
of the lake with mine?"